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Friend: I’m looking for a new car, I hear you’re the expert and I want your advice.
Me: do you like or want any specific one? Buy that.
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Even then you’ll probably still get blamed when it breaks.
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Seriously.
They are looking for validation and a scapegoat simultaneously.
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Friend: Hey man these are my needs and I am looking for a new ca...
Me: Say no more!Here are the best models imo and some alternatives. Attached is a detailed excel sheet with all Pros cons. My personal opinions on how the they drive. I feel you cant go wrong with the top 3 on my list. Definitely test drive all 3 and decide
friend: wow super helpful. Thanks dude!
much later...
friend: Hey man just wanted to share that I bought this completely unrelated vehicle as this was the only one I test drove and even this i only stopped by the dealership becuase it is close to my workplace, and my wife really liked the seats and this color. Also I said i was going to buy used but instead leased a new one.
Me: * eyes twitching* Motherfuc.....Cool man good choice enjoyyour new ride.
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Yep. Been there, done that. As has most of Oppo probably.
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nope... i know nothing about cars.... what are you looking to get?
a golf
hmmmm... well it has 4 wheels an engine and seats... i think its a car
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nope... i know nothing about cars.... what are you looking to get?
a golf
hmmmm... well it has 4 wheels an engine and seats... i think its a car
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An acquaintance enthustically showed me their new Renegade.
“I bought it because it’s basically a baby Jeep Wrangler!”
It took a lot of will-power to utter my reply: “... Yeah!” Unfortunately it’s actually a Fiat and really isn’t a Wrangler in any way whatsoever, either mechanically or physically. But the purchase was made, why be a jackass. All they saw was “Jeep.” Branding folks. It works.
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